Kid wakes up his uncle

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Boy, is your eye red.

You should see it from in here.

What are you doing here, Jake?

My mom brought me.

Will you take me swimming in the ocean?

Can we talk about it after my head stops exploding?

Why is your head exploding?

Well, I drink a little too much wine last night.

If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?

Nobody likes a wise-ass, Jake.

You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said ass.

I'll tell you what, here's 20, that should cover me 'till lunch.