Husband & wife reveal a book

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By the way, I worked something out.

And I can't wait to tell you. I cannot wait.

So, you know we spoke on the podcast, when.

I was downstairs, in our little, living room.

And you came downstairs, and you kissed me.

In a really, sort of, steamy, romantic way.

And I went, sorry, what the hell is going on here?

And you got frustrated, because you were trying to get me.

And I didn't know what was going on.

I don't know why you keep saying, get with me, because you are my husband.

That's like what I would do with some random bloke in a club.

You were trying to shag me.

Oh my god.

I worked out why.

Why?

Because, you, I'm now reading the book that you're reading.

It is? I knew it.

I'm now reading.

Fancy Andrew, so much, like.

I'm now reading the book that you're reading.

And there's a bit when he hooks up with the maid in the hotel.

And it's quite steamy, and it's quite sexy.

And as I was reading it, I was like, this is quite sexy.

And then it made me realise.

When you read it, that's why you came downstairs.

Cuz you were reading a book, and you got horny.

And wanted to have sex, from a book.

I don't know.

No.